Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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