"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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