I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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