Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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