I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think I sprained my soul last night
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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