you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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