I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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