I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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