I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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