We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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