it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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