So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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