we're blogging at a bar
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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