whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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