so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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