the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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