never play flip cup with pint glasses
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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