did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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