We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
send nudes
from the living room?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
