Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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