All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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