I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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