Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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