69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Pants are for mortals
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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