I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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