why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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