she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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