she smelled like a LAN party
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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