Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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