Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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