i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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