The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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