love makes seman taste better
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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