But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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