butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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