why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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