I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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