Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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