id be glad to
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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