god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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