So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
