Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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