she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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