she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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