Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
