I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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