his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have fence marks all over my body
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
