Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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