i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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