I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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