I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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