the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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