so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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