So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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