i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
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