the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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