Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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