At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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